Felder was a town unlike any other. While the neighboring
towns of Rang and Pooch evolved with the rest of society, Felder was determined
to stay “normal.” Felder’s inhabitants were not keen on the rise of such
glorious inventions, like the Mind Reader and the Sky Skimmer. They preferred
to read good old fashioned books, made of paper, rather than people’s minds.
And they never desired a Sky Skimmer because who would want to transport
themselves to a technological, evil, forward thinking place, when they could
stay in Felder.
This time of
invention and migration away from olden years came to be known as the Great
Progression. And while the spirit of the Great Progression excited and captured
the hearts of many people, the Mayor of Felder, known simply as May, was not
one of them. When Rang and Pooch demolished their outdated businesses, such as
libraries, beauty salons, and clothing stores, to make room for “the future,”
May declared that anyone who owned a device that “led them to disrespect the
economy of Felder” would be exiled. Following this proclamation, approximately
500 people were exiled (though they preferred to call it liberation from the
past.) Those exiled went on to enjoy the luxuries of the modern age, printing
their own clothes, making themselves grow or shrink according to their fancy,
and overall enjoying themselves.
Well, with half his town gone, May decided to redirect
his attentions by glorifying the traditional. He assured his citizens that the
rest of society was up to witchcraft of the worst kind, and proceeded to print
pamphlets and pamphlets describing how a simple, old-fashioned life was better
for the soul. These pamphlets were so successful that Felder regressed farther
into history. People began to view the past as a haven of simplicity and morals,
leading them to discard any technological advance that was not altogether
necessary. Cars, computers, tv’s, cameras, and radios were the first to be cut.
Kitchen appliances, plumbing, heating, and electricity were allowed to stay,
for the simple reason that May was not prepared to live without them.
So, although Felder’s electronics stores went out of
business, some new (or rather old depending on how you look at it) businesses
emerged. Someone was fortunate enough to find a Printing Press, which May
deemed critical for circulating news. Thus, Jay’s Prints blossomed. A theater
company took over an old car shop, to soon thereafter flourish as the town’s
only form of entertainment. Bowling alleys were abandoned to become dance halls
and garages became filled with bicycles. And it was in this state of past and
present that Felder existed. Rang and Pooch provided Felder with the inventory
necessary to maintain their lifestyle and everyone existed happily praising
their society and criticizing the products of the Great Progression. In fact,
reading about the latest inventions and scorning them became a favorite pastime
of many inhabitants of Felder, breeding proud, haughty, condescending natures.
Mayor May had never dreamed that his pamphlets would
eradicate so much. He had only been trying to prevent disturbing technology,
like that blasted Mind Reader, from infiltrating his peaceful town. But, he was
not about to complain. He thought himself a saint, giving up his car and
computer to keep his citizens safe from evil. Visitors never came and people
never left, leaving Felder the only town not embraced by the Great Progression.
Among those living in Felder was a Mr. Bart Montgomery,
known as the local mailman. Every day, excluding Sundays of course, Bart donned
his gray mailman pants, his blue mailman shirt, and his stoic mailman face. At
10:47am, Bart would walk into society’s last remaining barber shop to deposit
their collection of “The Past is the Future” pamphlets.
At precisely
11:02am, Bart began his tour down “bookstore” lane. All three of Felder’s bookstores
lay side by side, and all three of Felder bookstores charged the exact same
price, had the exact same collection of historical, moral novels and the same
run-down bathrooms. Their mail, however, showed the differing interests of the owners
of each store, and Mr. Montgomery alone knew of these differences. He could
tell you that Mr. Pots, owner of “Book Ends,” routinely received
correspondences from Miss Olivia, the local theater star. Or that Mr. Hough, owner
of “Book Beginnings,” kept up a steady flow of epistolary debate with his old
friend who was exiled to Rang. It was obvious to Bart that Both Mr. Pots and
Mr. Hough had their personal mail delivered to their shops, and he often wondered
why they didn’t direct it to their personal addresses. Although this puzzled
him greatly, Bart knew it was not in his bounds as a mailman to questions his
deliveries.
The third bookstore housed in Felder was a new
establishment called “Peacocks” which was recently opened by a Mr. Smith.
Although Peacocks offered the exact same selection of books as “Book Ends” and “Book
Beginnings,” it suffered from a severe lack of customers. The busybody moms who daily entered Peacocks
continually left with a fresh piece of misconstrued information, but always
managed to avoid purchasing a single item. For, Mr. Smith’s wife and daughter
were among those exiled, and everyone blamed him for their evil ways. Mr. Smith
regularly looked forward to Bart’s daily visit because he always received a
single letter from his daughter, Kitten.
It is now that a critical part of
Bart Montgomery’s character must be delineated. He was a quiet man, wishing to
pass by unnoticed. He was happy for his job as the mailman because it kept the
local gossips bored with his day-to-day business. For Bart, personal business
was meant to be just that, personal. He didn’t care if people thought he was a
lonely man withering off into old age. So long as they let him be, he was
content. Yet, however much Bart valued his own privacy, he valued helping
other’s maintain theirs more. He knew enough of Felder to understand that it
took a few solid years before people learned to put their pestering questions
on the attic shelves along with their kid’s old toys. Most citizens of Felder
were quick to judge and criticize other’s actions, especially the actions of
someone closely associated with the exiled. Bart knew the Mr. Smith kept up a
correspondence with his daughter. He knew that Mr. Smith had received divorce
papers not two weeks after his family’s departure from Felder, and he knew that
Mr. Smith had a right to his own anonymity.
So, when the clock struck 11:15am
and Bart entered “Peacocks,” Mr. Smith’s face lit up.
“Good
morning,” Mr. Smith would chorus eyeing the single letter in Bart’s hand.
“Mornin’,”
delivered with a slight nod of the head was all Bart would offer in return as
he set down his letter and picked up any mail Mr. Smith wished to send out.
Bart would then leave, knowing without having to look that Gary Smith had
already snatched open his letter and was worlds away, lost in Kitten’s words.
And this simple exchange occurred every day, except Sunday. Bart never
indicated that he wanted to converse with Gary.
In fact, he made it a point not to even smile. He didn’t want Gary to tell him anymore about his life than
he already knew. Bart was trying to protect Gary from divulging information that was sure
to be overheard and reshaped into something quite dreadful.
After “Peacocks,” Bart continued his
deliveries until around 4 o’clock. Then he would make his solitary walk home,
where he would shower, make dinner, pretend to be interested in some book or
other before dropping off to sleep to start it all over again the next day.
It was a Wednesday when things
changed, that much Bart was sure of. He knew it was a Wednesday because it was
his least favorite day. Everyone gossiped more on Wednesdays. Apparently the
middle of the week required extra amounts of scandal to get people through it. As Bart began his normal routine, his temper slowly
rose high as he heard the latest of the rumors.
“Yes, and
she’s pregnant! I know so. I heard from Cynthia.” Gasps ensued. “Cynthia? Well
then it must be so. How scandalous! Pregnant? At her age?”
At first,
Bart simply tuned out his ears, trying to get his deliveries done as swiftly as
possible. But as he day wore on it became increasingly hard to not hear what
everyone was talking about.
“Well,
serves her right, the little devil. I told you the Great Progression would be
the root of all misfortune. If only Gary
had been strong enough to stop them. Now he has to endure his wife sleeping
around with lord knows how many men, and getting herself done up with another
child.”
“I tell
you it’s that MYSTYLIST. People aren’t meant to change their appearance and
have access to the latest fashions at the drop of a button. I bet she made
herself look years younger and that’s how it happened.”
So by the
time the clock struck 11:15 and Bart entered “Peacocks” he was not at all
shocked to find Cynthia Weaver pestering poor Gary for all the details.
“So, how
does it feel to be the humiliation of Felder? What did you think when you found
out? Jay wants me to write an entire article about it, so the sooner you
confess the easier this will be. Do you blame yourself? I dare say you should.
A husband who can’t keep his wife and daughter from technology surely deserves
anything coming to him.”
“umm,
well,” Gary was
drowning in Cynthia’s muckraking. When he saw Bart he looked up in plea “Good
morning, Bart!” he nearly shouted, ”how’s the old…uh” he stopped, realizing he
knew absolutely nothing about Bart’s life. Luckily enough, Bart came to his
rescue.
“The old
bicycle’s still old,” Bart injected, “I reckon it’s time I get a new one, but
you know me, always loath to part with anything…uh old.” Cynthia snapped around
eyeing Bart suspiciously. She’d never heard Bart talk to anyone.
“Why, Mr.
Montgomery? Aren’t you feeling chatty today? Maybe since you and Gary as so
close you would like to be included in my article. You have heard, right? Lucy
Smith is pregnant,” she paused letting that sink in, “yes, that’s right. Gary’s old hag of a wife
went and got herself knocked up by some technology loving fiend. What have you
to say to that?” Her bright green eyes practically sparkled in her excitement
to finally get a quote from Bart. Gary’s
pallid face grew whiter if possible, as he waited for Bart’s reply. A few quiet
seconds passed as Bart rationalized how to respond. He knew he wasn’t about to
give Cynthia more ammunition for her article, but he also knew he had to say
something to protect Gary
from her claws. “Well, goodbye solitude,” he thought to himself before turning
on Cynthia and whispering in the most menacing voice he could,
“Get out.”
For once, Bart had the satisfaction of seeing Cynthia Weaver without words, but
it was short-lived.
“Excuse
me? This is not your shop Mr. Montgomery. And I promised Jay I wouldn’t leave
until I had a sto—ahhh!” Cynthia let out a shriek as Bart literally shoved her
out the door and shut the blinds.
“Thank you
for that,” Gary
replied shamefully.
Bart nodded, “She will be back eventually.
Cynthia never leaves a well until it’s completely run dry,” a slight tremor ran
down Gary’s
spine at Bart’s words. Silence ensued. When Bart decided that he should leave
the shop and continue with his route Gary
spoke.
“We’re
divorced you know,” he said quietly, “Lucy didn’t cheat on me.” Bart nodded
acknowledgment. “I don’t know how
Cynthia found out,” Gary
continued, “Kitten told me weeks ago, of course. Went on and on about how
excited she was to be an older sister, and then suddenly today the whole towns
on about it.” More silence followed
before Gary
spoke again.
“It was
hardest at first. Kitten wouldn’t even write to me. I felt so lost. I almost
followed them ya know. I was this close to up and leaving Felder for good, but
I was scared. I had no where to go and Lucy would…ah, Lucy. She would never
take me back,” Gary
stopped to steady his breath, “I did something wrong, and Lucy had every right
to leave.” It seemed to Bart that Gary was
talking to himself more than anything, and Bart wished with every fiber of his
being that Gary
would stop. He didn’t want to know what Gary
had done. The more Bart knew, the worse it would be. Cynthia was probably
already planning an ambush at his house. But, here was a man so broken and
alone that the only joy in his day was a single letter, and Bart didn’t want to
upset him. Then he remembered the letter.
“I have a
letter for you,” he said snapping Gary
out of his reverie and pulling Kitten’s letter from his bag. The corners of Gary’s mouth twitched to
almost a smile.
“Thanks,”
he said taking the letter. Bart shuffled his feet awkwardly, then walked to the
door.
“I better
get going, got more mail to deliver.” And with that Bart walked out of Peacocks
into the sunshine. He continued to deliver his mail and continued to here more
gossip about Lucy’s pregnancy. Bart was glad Cynthia hadn’t told anyone about
his going to Gary’s
rescue. Well, she hadn’t told anyone yet. Tomorrow would be a different story.
Back at
Peacocks, Gary
sat down and opened his letter.
Dearest Father,
I told you already, didn’t I? I said you needn’t worry
about mother being alone and I was right. Harry is such a blessing to mom, and
no he never tells her to ‘talk softly.’ What a silly question to ask. I think
you would like him. Well, I think you could like him if the situation was
different. Nevertheless, Harry is a wonderful companion to mother, and I think he
will be a great father (I’m sure I will be a better older sister though).
I’m sorry to hear that business is still slow. Felder
really should try to increase their tourism. I can name at least 15 people who
would marvel at the peculiar state in which you live. When I tell them about
it, they simply stare before pulling out their Mind Readers to see if I am
fibbing. I’m not of course, so then it’s good fun. You’ll have to let me know
if Mayor May ever decides to be reasonable and let people visit. I would love
to see you again.
Do you think 16 an appropriate age to get engaged?
Everyone says it is. Fiona got engaged two nights ago. She’s already had her
MYSTYLIST print out her dream wedding dress. I can’t say I’m jealous of Fiona’s
getting married, but I do envy the dress. It’s beautiful. Mother says I can’t
get married till I’m at least 20, how barbaric! Nobody waits that long anymore.
And why should they? If you know, you know. Fiona is positive about Justin. She
said the first time he held her hand she got the zap. I wonder what the zap
feels like? Did you feel it with mom? When I try to ask mother about it, she
refuses to be reasonable. Ask all your friends in Felder if they know what it
feels like and report back to me. It’s not related to the Great Progression or
technology, so they shouldn’t get upset.
In other news, haha! There really is no other news. Love
you! Write soon!
Kitten
Gary sighed and set the letter aside. He envied Kitten’s
blissful ignorance. “Ask my friends about the zap?” Gary thought, “I would if I had any to ask.” Truth
be told, Gary
knew more than he wished about the zap. He was aware that when you met your
soul mate the first time you touched you would feel it. He had been led to
believe that it felt like a jolt of electricity, stronger than any man made
current, coursing through your body. The energy created was enough to stop your
heart dead. However, it didn’t kill people because if two people felt it at the
same time their energy had an outlet. It was able to flow into the other
person. “Think of it like a transfer of
energy. Yours flows into your souls mates, and theirs flows into you. After the
zap, you will always have their energy inside you. You will always feel their
love.” Those were the words Gary’s
mother had used when she’d described the zap to him. But Gary’s mother hadn’t told him what happens
when soul mates don’t match up. He’d learned that lesson the hard way.
Gary
quickly got up and began pottering around his store, doing anything to distract
himself. He didn’t want to think about the zap anymore. He wasn’t ready to tell
Kitten about it. Instead he began thinking about Cynthia. He knew she would be
back. Cynthia was relentless when it came to scandal. He still couldn’t
understand how she had found out about Lucy’s pregnancy in the first place. The
only communication with the outside world was through mail, so Cynthia must
have an outside source. Bart would know. Bart was the only person who had
access to Cynthia’s mail. However, after their awkward encounter that morning, Gary was not keen on
asking Bart. Gary
still didn’t quite understand why Bart came to his rescue. The stoic mailman
who never even offered as much as a smile suddenly talking about his old bike. Gary laughed at the
memory. “he seemed nice enough,” Gary
thought, “it can’t hurt to ask.” That night, Gary penned out a letter to Bart.
Dear Mr. Montgomery,
I want to thank you again for helping me with the
situation this morning. I must admit I was in a bit of a shock when you
arrived. Cynthia rather sprung herself on me.
To get to the point. As I told you earlier, I have no
idea how Cynthia discovered that information. She must have an outside source.
I was hoping you, as the mailman, might be able to tell me who said source is.
I would really like to know who is making my personal life public.
Thanks again,
Gary Smith
Gary, put the letter in its envelope and pulled out another
sheet to respond to Kitten.
My Dearest Kitten,
I am happy your mother and Harry are a good match. And
I’m positive you will be the best older sister in the world. And you mustn’t
pay too much heed to my silly questions; I am an old man after all.
As for Mayor May letting people in, I find it highly
unlikely. He seems more resolute than ever to keep Felder separate from the
Great Progression, though I’m sure he secretly misses his tv. Business will no
doubt pick up eventually. I try to keep positive.
Now, as for engagement. I’m afraid to say I completely
agree with your mother. 20 is not too old of an age. You’ll be there before you
know it, then you can print out your own wedding dress far grander than
Fiona’s.
Gary paused not sure if he should comment on the zap. He
really wasn’t ready to tell Kitten what he knew. She was too young to learn
about the zap. He decided to forget she had mentioned it.
Here’s a bit of news to excite you. You know the old
bowling alley? Well, it’s been converted to a dance hall and the first dance of
the season is in a couple days. I remember how much you love to dance and wish
you were able to come. I’ve been personally asked by Mayor May to go as a
chaperone, so I will tell you all about it.
Much love,
Dad
Gary really hadn’t been asked to chaperone the dance. He just
wanted Kitten to think that he was leading a happy, joyous life in Felder. And
he hoped bringing up dancing would distract Kitten from realizing he hadn’t
mentioned the zap.